Last night, Jason’s cell phone rang at 11:50. PM.
As I stumbled through the house to find it, I anxiously debated in my head who it might be. My mother? Did my dad finally have a heart attack? No, she would have called my phone. Ali? Did she throw her husband off the balcony? I don’t know if she has my number in her new phone, but she did call Jason before, so that could be…
Stranger Calling To Bother Me At Midnight: Hello, I am calling about the online ad.
Me: (Stunned Silence) um…What?!?
SCTBMAM: The ad about the Nissan for sale.
Me: It is midnight.
SCTBMAM: Oh, I’m sorry, is it too late to call? I am sorry to bother you.
Me: Um, yeah, just call back tomorrow. (Hang Up)
Me: Jason, if that idiot calls tomorrow, jack the price up a couple hundred bucks.
NABloPoMo Day 5!!!